Do people actually read this?
Tons of shit has been going down around here. CULT RITUAL has been liquidated to the size of a dog skull and thrown in the Hillsborough River. There's still talk of one last record, but I wouldn't hold my breath. No reason to trudge around like some of our exhausted contemporaries. Call it nihilistic or post-modern or what you want but there's no reason to beat the shit out of a dead horse. Right?
"Once a vehicle for outrage, now just entertainment packaged peacefully."
NEON BLUD is the cult's heaviest new shit. Sounds like all those people in Mary Ellen Mark photos got together and tried to rip off the first Saccharine Trust record and failed miserably. Their new tape, called WHIPPS, should be out any day now. You turds are in for a surprise...No doubt a big wigger's gonna hear this someday and scorch his shorts.
The motley crew of NAZI DUST and SLAVESCENE are going on tour this winter. If we don't beat the shit out of each other and/or force each other to the side of I-95, we'll see you in your well-fed, privileged coastal Northeastern town. Nazi Dust's debut record on Youth Attack will no doubt be a widowmaker--but it'll clean enough for the typical white male to back up on his favorite message board. Deranged is spitting out Slavescene's first born, which no one will like. VPS is repressing the uber-rare cassette HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS on an LP. Hopefully the philistines categorize it as "just another DRUNKDRIVER ripoff."
