1/19/13

invitation to the side fXXXXX




Cottaging's "Nightshading" is at the plant being dubbed now physical release should be ready in about a couple of weeks

The Ukiah Drag are finishing up recording and should have their first recordings "Jazz Mama is Crying" available in a month or so if everything goes smoothly


sKerrrrrntTTTT

12/14/12

taste new scum


the hungry cottager's meal of the season. the "NIGHTSHADING" cs is the latest offering from Cottaging. below is an entrance to the sticky world they dwell in, located on the b-side of the aforementioned cassette. tangible copies available soon.

12/3/12

the ring around your neck




Who needs friends when you got an index finger and for those paying attention to our meager offerings your patience will be rewarded only if your tastes have sharpened or your standards have lowered...

Cottaging are wrapping up post production of their latest batch of  basement secretions "Night Shading".. much like when a 4 track has a wet dream but does not cum simply due to a nocturnal discipline, Cottaging have matured since their first release and they still dont love you but will make you feel good in a way you will never admit to... A track will be posted soon... A physical cassette release will be available by the end of the year//early next year

A snake sheds its skin, its appetite doubles and anxiety blurs its senses, in a hallucinated state it will become reclusive, agitated and only think of its lost love... A new project of your cult mothers has been in the works for several months now... The Ukiah Drag pairs Thomas Conte and ZZ Ramirez for the first time since their extended adolescent repressed days in Cult Ritual with the furry muscle of the tided talent of Brian Hennessy (Diet Cokeheads/Cottaging), embracing heritage and refining talent The Drag will only appeal to a side of you that stays in doors and doesn't answer the phone.. The recording process will begin shortly for the groups first release and will be cruising to your skull early 2013

Also finalizing is a collection of short movies made by the cesspool of talent David Vassalotti. David is picking and editing during a brief down time and if everything goes smoothly this platter will be served straight to your ass early next year as well

Several other projects and ideas are being kicked a around but we'll see what floats and what gets the flUsH


10/10/12

COTTAGING




The Puritan Ice Cream Factory in Roslindale, Massachusetts rumbles and spits up five days a week. They have the propriety on myriad flavors: Newport 100, oiled cardboard, lightbulb resin, cinnamon semen...

Cult Maternal is proud to start another awful band, engorged by inspiration via The Puritan. It is the monolith. Dirt, shit, come, fuzz, woolly men, weaves. A stone hard cock to the face.

A hungry cottager gets dessert here...


9/25/12

disposable resources, ect



These are available for purchase now.. I plan on keeping them in print for a while but check for availability as always..


Paypal randomfit1982@yahoo.com $5USA, $6 Mexi/Canadaaa, $8 INTL.. all prices are PPD

9/22/12

underdweller's sympathy and regret



For those who still follow this thing... sorry about the inconsistency with posts, my stay in Tampa this summer was bleak and swift and have since relocated to Boston for better or worse????

Anyways, CREEPBEAT V.1: Erotic Territory and (RIDE THE) VHIPER REDUX are being printed this weekend and will available for sale next week and you can bet the backside of a quarter on that

As for future releases.. I dont know man, there are a couple things in a very infantile stage that may grow in to fully developed forms of amusement for you freaks or just lay down in the garbage can known as life... dedicate yourself to nothing and blow a line with the reaper

PIECE OUT

6/5/12

Cerebral FuZZZZ




One of the more depressing things you could do to spend a summer is to slump around Tampa...  the yearning to lay with a humid mistress named misery is strong in the sense of asking "is everything really that much better"... if your standards are low why not sink 'em lower?

This summer is looking to be a busy one, many projects are in the works/formative stages a real sense of birth and rebirth and then inevitable death

First off will be to zines that have been on the backburner for a minute now...probably be available next week:

-Creep Beat, USA v.1 "Erotic Territory" will finally greet the underground with a slimey lick

- Vhiper Redux will also be getting a short run... it is a collection of drawings from the hollowed depths of ZZ Dingdong's greasy barrel, a key ingredient to a bored afternoon

-And hopefully by the end of summer I will be releasing a collection of D. Vassalotti's short films on vhs cassette

and a bunch of other garbage has been talked about but we will see what floats and what gets flushed


Oh////// The American Snakeskin "Turquoise for Hello"ep is now available from http://theejanitorscloset.blogspot.com/2012/01/american-snakeskin-12.html

and

Neon Blud's "Discotheque Deathbred" http://www.vinylrites.net/ should drop any day now
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