COTTAGING

The Puritan Ice Cream Factory in Roslindale, Massachusetts rumbles and spits up five days a week. They have the propriety on myriad flavors: Newport 100, oiled cardboard, lightbulb resin, cinnamon semen...

Cult Maternal is proud to start another awful band, engorged by inspiration via The Puritan. It is the monolith. Dirt, shit, come, fuzz, woolly men, weaves. A stone hard cock to the face.

A hungry cottager gets dessert here...

disposable resources, ect

These are available for purchase now.. I plan on keeping them in print for a while but check for availability as always..


Paypal randomfit1982@yahoo.com $5USA, $6 Mexi/Canadaaa, $8 INTL.. all prices are PPD

underdweller's sympathy and regret

For those who still follow this thing... sorry about the inconsistency with posts, my stay in Tampa this summer was bleak and swift and have since relocated to Boston for better or worse????

Anyways, CREEPBEAT V.1: Erotic Territory and (RIDE THE) VHIPER REDUX are being printed this weekend and will available for sale next week and you can bet the backside of a quarter on that

As for future releases.. I dont know man, there are a couple things in a very infantile stage that may grow in to fully developed forms of amusement for you freaks or just lay down in the garbage can known as life... dedicate yourself to nothing and blow a line with the reaper

PIECE OUT

Cerebral FuZZZZ

One of the more depressing things you could do to spend a summer is to slump around Tampa...  the yearning to lay with a humid mistress named misery is strong in the sense of asking "is everything really that much better"... if your standards are low why not sink 'em lower?

This summer is looking to be a busy one, many projects are in the works/formative stages a real sense of birth and rebirth and then inevitable death

First off will be to zines that have been on the backburner for a minute now...probably be available next week:

-Creep Beat, USA v.1 "Erotic Territory" will finally greet the underground with a slimey lick

- Vhiper Redux will also be getting a short run... it is a collection of drawings from the hollowed depths of ZZ Dingdong's greasy barrel, a key ingredient to a bored afternoon

-And hopefully by the end of summer I will be releasing a collection of D. Vassalotti's short films on vhs cassette

and a bunch of other garbage has been talked about but we will see what floats and what gets flushed


Oh////// The American Snakeskin "Turquoise for Hello"ep is now available from http://theejanitorscloset.blogspot.com/2012/01/american-snakeskin-12.html

and

Neon Blud's "Discotheque Deathbred" http://www.vinylrites.net/ should drop any day now
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the sewer slide

UPDATES: American Snakeskin's "Turquoise for Hello" is at the plant and should be out with in the month and I should have them with me for the Merchandise tour

We will also be on the road playing a couple show across the east coast:

3/7 Brooklyn, NY @ The Union Pool w/ the Men (record release show)

3/8 Richmond, VA *not playing, just chillin (booking agent shit)

3/9 Rock Hill, SC @366a Hampton St. w/White Guilt, Nailbiter

3/10 Athens, Ga @ Farm 255 w/ Tater Zander

Also 4/2 will be our last show @1982 in Gainesville w/Merchandise

For those who care Neon Blud's "Discotheque Deathbed" will be going to the plant mid March

http://soundcloud.com/vinyl-rites... very different eh?

Oh and this motherfucker is ready $6ppd to randomfit1982@yahoo.com
get in touch about whole sale... I am not going to make a ton of these, sorry.






see ya on the darkslime

do you believe rock and roll???

2012... am I still doing this?... I guess?? Actually kinda stacked for this year but we'll see what actually happens... //////

American Snakeskin: new 12"ep "Turquoise for Hello" 5 tracks of the dying ghost known as rock/roll slithering between your legs and down yr throat.. recorded by P. Brady/R.C.Cox at the house of infinity ASS was accomanied Merch Tech ltd for the production of this gem.. should be out sometime this spring and followed by a tour... This will be the first release for new Nola label http://www.theejanitorscloset.blogspot.com/

D Vassalotti: Book of Ghosts out now http://www.vinylrites.net/... get it!!!! And up next// "Say hello to the Devil for me" the equivalent to doing mdma manufactured in a shitty neighborhood on the moon... synthy, trancey, flippy, flarpy http://vimeo.com/30826540...... should be out before or in time for>>>>>>>>

Merchandise (western style) http://merchandisetheband.wordpress.com/

New project Coca Leaf.. will make its debut at INC this year http://squelchers.net/inc.htm supposed to be playing friday night.... recordings will be up soon

Dads new 7" and best material to date http://www.wharfcatrecords.com/

New zines to be released 1. Ride the Viper... 20 pages of all drawings of what is to be expected http://www.econore.com/2012/01/10/new-releases-for-2012/ not sure when this piece should be out////// 2. Creepbeat,USA vol. 1 "erotic territory" this one could have been found at a mental hospital or a 3rd graders desk... will be out shortly

Also I am printing shirts again http://bludhole.blogspot.com/ planning on doing more with this thing this time around (art prints ect)...gobble globble

thats it for now.... phreek 4 shagri lalalala

Mondo Bath

Um.... So alot of things have fallen apart and wont get to be put back together...sometimes its too big or too small.. so you jack off on it? Oh well, tides turn or whatever....

Um a bunch of Tampa/Florida people have moved outa state or in the process of doing so.. so if you recognize them dont be scared to say hi, its weird growing up here

Neon Blud is on indefinite hiatus.. lp should maybe be out by winter or something..... but in its ashes another project is churning in a gutter and you may or may not hear anything about it in the new future....

My new band with the lovely Vivienne Rohan of Diet Cokeheads and (J)arlo Garret of St. Dad, American Snakeskin is about to play our first shows at the begining of the month

9/2 Pensacola, Fl @ sluggos with Pygmy Shrews, Vaz

9/3 NoLa @ Siberia with the Men, Grave Babies and tba

9/4 Gainesville @ Waywerd with the Men and Partial People

Merchandise is rock/rolling recording new material and jammin all over... Future releases include 2nd Lp on Katorga Werks and a tape on Night People

D. Vassalotti LP is stellarr!!! real milestone... total Felt/ Neil Young (trans) thing.. not to be missed.. its going to be out on Vinyl Rites

Dads new 7"/ lp will rip through yr soul/hole... Space rock 4 the retarded

Church Whip is releasing a 7'' courtesy of Corpse without soul/Fallow Field (I think) and a slew of live tapes (maybe) shuv da duv

............... um and some other stuff but whatever.. see ya in 6 months