HADES' BLACK BLUNT//T SHIRT BLOWOUT//LSD NOT MDMA

HELLO FELLOW SQUISHHEADS, I gotta couple quick updates: If you didn't hear, Cult Maternal LSD now has a Bigcartel so you can finally get your cloven hooves all over our merch (for a fuckin' price of course).

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Dying for a broken neck? Our new supergroup LATISHA'S SKULL DRAWING will be playing several shows around the northeast and midwest this summer. It's very unsettling, heavy punk music featuring T Conte, Drew Eaton, and Brian "The Sultan" Hennessey backing the infamous Matt Adis from Philly. It's definitely the closest to CULT RITUAL any of us has gotten in a minute. No interest for hardcore feigned this time!! Pretty classique shit.

Our demo will be out for consumption verrrry soon, but for the meantime dub these on a shitty walkman a couple times over. Give it some slime.

FIN

6 feet in a hole

The Ukiah Drag Cold Chrome Heathen Hearts Tour

Come Whiff the Grizzzzzzzzzz

3/1 NY @ The Acheron w/ Uniform, Honey, Fur Helmet

3/2 Philadelphia @ The Great Indoors w/ Dark Blue, Haldol

3/3 Allentown w/Poor Luther's Bones, Narrow Lover

3/4 Baltimore @ The Crown

3/5 Richmond @ V.S.C.

3/6 Boone @ the Black Cat

3/7 Raleigh @ Nice Price Books w/ Bandages

3/8 Athens @ HiLo

3/9 Atlanta @ 529 w/ GG King, Wymyns Prysyn, Polish Nails

3/11 Tampa @ The LEGION w/ S.H.O.T.

3/12 Gainesville @ A Space w/ Soda, Suckle, Exit Dust

3/13 Tallahassee w/ Soda

3/14 Pensacola @ Sluggos w/ Soda

3/15 New Orleans @ Siberia

3/16 Houston 

3/17 Mcallen @ Galax Z Fair w/ Iceage, Downtown Boys, Lust For Youth

3/18-3/21 Austin

3/22 Denton/Dallas

3/23 Oklahoma City

3/24 Kansas City @ At Big Honk's Green Desert

3/25 St. Louis

3/26 Chicago 

3/27 Detroit

3/28 Toronto @ S.H.I.B.G.B's

3/29 Montreal

3/30 Western Mass

Joy and the Venus Pulse

    First off heres a new video from the Ukiah Drag for the song "Drip of the Fang" from the In the Reaper's Quarters LP which was filmed/edited and collaged by ZZ Rameriez and the ever so skillful Aaron Demuth... roll a stone and drip with the drag

There is a ton going on at the Cult Maternal home base ....

The Ukiah Drag will be embarking on a lengthy North American tour spanning coast to coast and excavating every salty nook in between starting in March, when things are brushed up a little bit full itinerary will be posted

We will have a couple new releases with us including the In the Reaper's Quarters LP a cassette version of a new EP, the Cottaging EP and the debut cassette release of Tropical Skinbyrds a new melding of the minds of ZZ Ramirez, Sean Halpin (Craow/MLU) and Nina Hartmann.. Plus the regular assortment of zines, t-shirts, posters and ect...


so keep your ass in the air and your nose in the sewer home is around the bendddddddsss

COTTAGING "AMYL BANSHEE" NORTH AMERICAN TOUR OCTOBER 2014

COME OUT AND FEEL THE WORMS LIKE A MOODY POLTERGEIST! WATCH THE FUMES EMANATE FROM OUR BODIES. WE WILL HAVE OUR NEW "AMYL BANSHEE" 12" EP WITH US.

10/9 BRATTLEBORO, VT @ The Future w/ Azfarat, Holy Vex

10/10 FLORENCE, MA @ 13th Floor Music Lounge w/ Noise Nomads, La Noia

10/11 MONTREAL, QC @ Casa del Popolo w/ Rakta, JLK and the Bad Morning Breath, Effet Werther

10/12 TORONTO, ON @ Smiling Buddha w/ Moon Hag, Winter '94, Spore

10/13 DETROIT, MI @ PJ’s Lager House w/ Marital Vows, Twins, Memory Blank, Something Cold DJs

10/14 CHICAGO, IL @ Old Mt. Happy w/ RASH, Military Police, Earth Girls

10/15 ST. LOUIS, MO tba

10/16 KANSAS CITY, MO @ Green Desert w/ Blood Shaman, The Fog, Faultfinder

10/17 OKLAHOMA CITY, OK @ The Blue Note w/ Sex Snobs, John Moreland

10/18 AUSTIN, TX @ 21st St Co-op w/ Institute, Iron Youth, Eiserne Front

10/19 HOUSTON, TX @ Axelrad w/ Sex Pills, Ancient Gods

10/20 NEW ORLEANS, LA @ Saturn Bar w/ Mystic Inane, TV-MA, Nightland

10/21 ATLANTA, GA @ 529 w/ Wymyn's Prysyn, The GHB's

10/22 ATHENS, GA @ World Famous w/ Wymyn's Prysyn, VINCAS, Pinecones

10/23 BOONE, NC @ NBHQ

10/24 BALTIMORE, MD @ The Crown

10/25 PHILADELPHIA, PA tba

10/26 BROOKLYN, NY @ 538 w/ Nick Klein, Nandas, Broken Water

Let it blood

My new zine “Lizard Tears” is now available for sale… A collection of drawings and writings from September 2013 through April 2014 I had a small run of these on the Ukiah Drag/Merchandise tour….it is much akin to its sister zine “Demon Wounds” which is also still available… if interested in snagging this piece email me at cultmaternal@gmail.com

See ya in hell?

Fuzz and Dust

Hey... So the Ukiah Drag just got back from recording at a giant church in Hudson, NY with our main man Ben Greenbeard... look out for that, it'll sweep the rug right out under ya....

But were taking off for tour in a couple of weeks and meeting up with our kin folk in Merchandise

6/8--  Richmond
6/9--  Athens
6/10-- Tampa
6/12-- Gainesville
6/13-- Birmingham*
6/14-- Louisville*
6/15-- Chicago*
6/16-- Detroit*
6/17-- Toronto*
6/18-- Montreal*
6/19-- North Hampton*
6/20-- Boston*
6/22-- NY*
6/23-- New Brunswick
6/25-- NY*
6/26-- Philly*
6/27-- Baltimore*
6/28-- Durham*
6/29-- Atlanta*
6/30-- Boone
7/1--   Harrisonburg

So come out say 'ssup... We'll have a bunch of merch for sale... Jazz Mama 12", the Dirt Trip 7", a couple tapes and zines ect..

                             

We will also have these tshirts I printed... But im also selling them before hand... so if you want to grab one hit me up at cultmaternal@gmail.com I got them in sizes s-xl.. $10ppd

Illness with a Purpose

 DEMON WOUNDS: A RETROSPECTIVE OF PURGATORY By ZZ Ramirez

There was a small run of this zine put out for the Ukiah Drag/ Destruction Unit tour but mostly just went to friends and was dried up quickly but now it is ready for public consumption. Demon Wounds is a collection of writing and drawings compiled over the coarse of a year, which was bitter to say the least. Now this sour fruit is ripe for the bite, thats if ya got the teeth for it

Demon Wounds is $5ppd in the USA international hit me up and we'll go from there but email cultmaternal@gmail.com for availability regardless my pretties

CURIOS FOR HELLIONS AND BANSHEES

I have quit my Turkish cigs cold turkey and picked up a shotgun twitch and insomnia. I'm biting toothpicks in half, reading the Sonny Barger autobiography (warped, recommended) and making motherfuckin' internet waves.

The highly prized and demonized UKIAH DRAG now has a Sound Cloud...check often for echoplex'd cocksuckin' widowmakers and other scatologistics...! (I recommend the live Atlanta set from our tour with DESTRUCTION UNIT, shit sounds like it was recorded in a triangle 'cause it was)..................


CURIOS FOR HELLIONS AND BANSHEES

CURIOS FOR HELLIONS AND BANSHEES

CURIOS FOR HELLIONS AND BANSHEES

CURIOS FOR HELLIONS AND BANSHEES

CURIOS FOR HELLIONS AND BANSHEES

smeared receiver

                     Sorry if you have tried to get in contact with us my email has been finicky here is new way to get ahold of us cultmaternal@gmail.com

COTTAGING- "MISE EN ABYME" TOUR JANUARY 2014

The shadow of a black sun and New England ennui: smoking wet cigarettes, eating the fat omelette of depression, summoning alcoholic cliches and fine-tuning kleptomania. Anything to dodge the prickled jackboot of winter... 

COTTAGING will be touring down south under the auspices of a new 7", "MISE EN ABYME", thanks to Mr. Gonya from Abscess Records. 

You try giving credit to the life you loathe by contradicting it-- throwing shade at strangers, pissing your jeans to get the substitute teacher fired, boosting toothpaste from Walmart you'll never use. Try fucking with that abyss, chewing the broken glass that stares back, and you get a splintered, shiny subconscious. 

1/10 Brooklyn @ Saint Vitus w/ Destruction Unit

1/12 Philadelphia @ Kung Fu Necktie w/ Nick Klein, Forbidden Colors, GG Lohan, Philiac, Hard Coral

1/13 Richmond, Va @ ask a freak w/A.R.F., Caves Caverns, Ausbrecher

1/14 Charlotte, NC @ a house show w/ Mr. Clit and the Pink Cigarettes

1/15 Chapel Hill, NC @ Lamplight w/ Whatever Brains

1/16 Asheville, NC @ Static Age Records

1/17 Harrisonburg, VA @ Crayola House w/ Sediment Club, NE Patriots, Buck Gooter, Malatese

1/18 Baltimore, MD @ The Crown w/ Sediment Club, Patriots, Dan Ivan

1/19 HUFFIN THE ABYSS (WANT US TO PLAY YOUR BAT MITZVAH?)

1/20 DISTORRRRRT JERSEY CITY SHOW WFMU

1/20 New Brunswick, NJ

High Stepping Dame

  Quite a bit coming up..........

First.. The Ukiah Drag will be tagging along a leg of Destruction Unit's upcoming US/Euro              tour http://dunit.ascetism.com/

The dates we will be playing are:
9/10 Boston
9/11 NYC
9/12 Philly
9/13 NYC
9/14 DC
9/15 Baltimore
9/16 Raleigh, NC
9/17 Charlotte, NC
9/18 Athens, GA
9/19 Atlanta, GA
9/20 ???
9/21 Houston, TX
9/22 Austin, TX
9/23 Denton, TX
9/24 Little Rock
9/25-28 Memphis

Then without D-Unit:
9/29 Pittsburg
9/30 New Brunswick

I'll have specifics for these shows up soon...  We will have a limited run of "Jazz Mama is Cryin" on vinyl for this tour and a few other tour only releases

We will also have t-shirts available in a week or so to buy online


A new zine from ZZ Rameriez "Demon Wounds: A Retrospective of Purgatory" will be available shortly, by the latest it will be ready for tour

Damp and Shredded

Upcoming events, ephemera, ect ....

The Ukiah Drag will be playing in Brooklyn 2 nights in a row 

June 25th @ the Acheron w/ Pleasure Leftists, Crazy Spirit, Anasazi and a secret headliner

June 26th @ 538 Johnson w/ Cottaging , Deformity and TBA?

Cottaging just recorded a single " Miss En Abyme b/w Puritan" to be put out on Abscess Records it should be out at some point this summer

The Ukiah Drag scored the Tina Kolozsvaryc film "The Astronaut and the Star" and had a few leftover tracks from the score and will be released as "Varitions of Candy" with the songs included in the film as well as the unused songs on cassette by Night People 

And The Ukiah Drag will be hitting the road late this summer with Destruction Unit down the east coast hookin thru the meat of Texas and up across the mid west... but more about that later 

    

Contra Maldad

 The Ukiah Drag "Jazz Mama is Cryin'"
    http://www.mediafire.com/?tzgbjlla234jkrz

                                                 
Released by the Ascetic House collective I dont have any of these things for sale but heres a down load
                                               check the AH http://www.ascetism.com/

rank but edible

Attention: Fuckers and or sssuckers Cottaging's "Nightshading" is now available for purchase, so snatch the closest purse, raid your parents wallets do what you must but paypal or send the drug equivalent of $6 (ppd) to thehungrycottager@gmail.com and set your mind to sssshlurp 

a dream about nothing

The Ukiah Drag's first public appearance.. drip and drop

Also the "Jazz Mama is Cryin" cassette should be available at the gig.. it is being released by the Sonoran freaks at the Ascetic House ... http://www.ascetism.com/

Cottaging's "Nightshading" is right around the corner, tapes are in just waiting for covers.. waiting is the best part about dessert 

invitation to the side fXXXXX

Cottaging's "Nightshading" is at the plant being dubbed now physical release should be ready in about a couple of weeks

The Ukiah Drag are finishing up recording and should have their first recordings "Jazz Mama is Crying" available in a month or so if everything goes smoothly

sKerrrrrntTTTT

taste new scum

the hungry cottager's meal of the season. the "NIGHTSHADING" cs is the latest offering from Cottaging. below is an entrance to the sticky world they dwell in, located on the b-side of the aforementioned cassette. tangible copies available soon.

the ring around your neck

Who needs friends when you got an index finger and for those paying attention to our meager offerings your patience will be rewarded only if your tastes have sharpened or your standards have lowered...

Cottaging are wrapping up post production of their latest batch of  basement secretions "Night Shading".. much like when a 4 track has a wet dream but does not cum simply due to a nocturnal discipline, Cottaging have matured since their first release and they still dont love you but will make you feel good in a way you will never admit to... A track will be posted soon... A physical cassette release will be available by the end of the year//early next year

A snake sheds its skin, its appetite doubles and anxiety blurs its senses, in a hallucinated state it will become reclusive, agitated and only think of its lost love... A new project of your cult mothers has been in the works for several months now... The Ukiah Drag pairs Thomas Conte and ZZ Ramirez for the first time since their extended adolescent repressed days in Cult Ritual with the furry muscle of the tided talent of Brian Hennessy (Diet Cokeheads/Cottaging), embracing heritage and refining talent The Drag will only appeal to a side of you that stays in doors and doesn't answer the phone.. The recording process will begin shortly for the groups first release and will be cruising to your skull early 2013

Also finalizing is a collection of short movies made by the cesspool of talent David Vassalotti. David is picking and editing during a brief down time and if everything goes smoothly this platter will be served straight to your ass early next year as well

Several other projects and ideas are being kicked a around but we'll see what floats and what gets the flUsH

COTTAGING

The Puritan Ice Cream Factory in Roslindale, Massachusetts rumbles and spits up five days a week. They have the propriety on myriad flavors: Newport 100, oiled cardboard, lightbulb resin, cinnamon semen...

Cult Maternal is proud to start another awful band, engorged by inspiration via The Puritan. It is the monolith. Dirt, shit, come, fuzz, woolly men, weaves. A stone hard cock to the face.

A hungry cottager gets dessert here...